Transformed properly, This might make an interesting "Ate My Balls" web ring page!

Man, I used to have to drive to the grocery store for my gum balls! Now I can order them right here on the internet and have them delivered to my door the next day!

What the hell is a "Beta version gum ball?" Is it missing the hard coating or something? Maybe it's just not stale and old, so they can't call it a real gum ball.