Jesus Christ, Superstore: Where you can buy action figures of God, Allah, Buddha, Jesus (which comes with a cross you can nail it to,) the Daili Lama, Moses, and Muhammed. Sorry, but they're temporarily out of Muslims....

I think I am going to hell for just looking at this site. I hope Satan doesn't have Kung-FU grip.

I bet Jesus is walking around heaven everyday, saying I can't believe some a-hole made this crappy web site