Hey Kids! Do you enjoy subversion and lying? Do you enjoy telling other people what to think? Do you think the drug laws are suggestions more than commands? If so, join us...the CIA.

Dang! I was hoping they'd have a body count on their site. You know...important world leaders the CIA has "liquidated"...now that would be informative...

Hey! If it weren't for the CIA, we wouldn't have found out about the collapse of the Soviet Union until '92 instead of '89...oh wait, I'm confused...without CNN we wouldn't have known about it...nevermind...