The only thing I hate worse than the taste of spam or receiving a spam is seeing a spam t-shirt. If you wear one in my presence, you die.

I wonder if they have any buy-one-get-one-free offers? Then it would be worth it. I only buy my spam in bunches.

Wow. Spam spelled backwards is maps, and if you mix the letters up you get pams and amps. Weird. That's gotta mean something....