Don't mess with my Pez, man. You toucha my Pez, I breaka your neck.

I KNEW IT! I knew Pez had some sort of satanic purpose to it. Everytime I eat those things I lose the urge to go to church! SATAN CANDY!

Is it necessary to defile every pure and wholesome icon of America? First OJ and now Pez...what's next? Pia Zadora?