Oh! What a great tip of the day! Hell, the ONLY way you could read this crap is by looking at the source!

ASCII art? On a web page? Not only do these idiots have bad taste, but they're stuck in BBSland!

After sitting on the page for a while, a dialogue box pops up and tells me I have permission to enter the site. How nice. I was already in the piece of crap, though.