Need we celebrate the passing of gas? Outside of a constipation convention, I see none. Let the insanity end, people!

Wow, imagine the French going head over heals over an entertainer able to make a fool of himself in public. Kind of explains Jerry Lewis, don't it?

Isn't farting illegal in most southern states? I think so, because my cousin tried to get a start in the gastro-entertainment profession and was lynched by a mob of rednecks for his efforts. Sad.