I don't know about you, but Toilet Paper Man seems pretty flimsy...He doesn't even appear to be two-ply. At least he could be Recycled Toilet Paper Man...let's be environmentally conscious people!!!

I think I can find a better use for Toilet Paper Man than this....

Toilet Paper Man is weak! All you have to do is throw some water on him and he turns to mush...after that, a flush is all it takes. I have heard, tho, that George Clooney is slated to play him in the movie.....