With so much to work with, why hasn't this guy updated this page since last year. It should be annoying model of the day, not of the week. In fact, you can do an entire month on the annoying poses of Elle Macphereson.

Only J. Crew can make their swimsuit issue completely boring. Layers upon layers just doesn't work in a driving surf, I'm sorry. I've tried.

You guys are just jealous that I'm the only one among us that can wear a turtleneck in midsummer and get away with it. Just leave the beautiful people of J Crew alone. Alright?!