I'm rolling on the floor at the creepy bunny thingy at the bottom. They give this nice friendly explanation and the follow it up with the boogeyman...love it!

When exactly was FEMA established? Wasn't it several years after Y2K? How much of my tax dollars went to fund this page, exactly? I want a "bailout" for having to read this crap.

What age group was this aimed at exactly? It's a big mix of technical lingo and adult concepts about money and the stock market, and then dumbed down statements like "the world going dark".